I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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