margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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