Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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