Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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