Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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