Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
