I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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