The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
All the doctor said was why
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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