ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I need to sanitize my soul.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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