I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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