erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
