so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
