Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We have started to decorate penises.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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