Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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