she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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