don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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