hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My pussy is not your playground.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Randomize
