Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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