What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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