can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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