I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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