so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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