That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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