Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You can't special order awesome
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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