everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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