Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
