check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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