This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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