She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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