I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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