I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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