You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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