We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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