Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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