I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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