Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
You ruined the universe
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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