Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
sex in a hospital.. check
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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