Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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