Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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