I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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