at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
The air was thick with penises
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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