NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Randomize
