She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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