I just saw a hot homeless man
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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