i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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