My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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