Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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