As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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