no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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