Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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