I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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