You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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