I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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