my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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